From the Desk of Percy…

“Hi, I'm Percy the handsome dude on the front label. I work as VP of fertilizing for BADASS OLIVE OIL. I was rescued, together with my brother Nigel, from a slaughter house on the southern border and trucked up to California courtesy of Peaceful Valley Donkey Rescue. We now live in an agrarian paradise in The Santa Cruz Mountains on a boutique olive farm. Our trees are all of the rustic Italian variety, Frantoio, Leccino, harvested this December 2023, producing if I say so myself, an undeniably high quality olive oil. What's the secret you may ask? It's all in the fertilizer.”